PIZZA SIPS

this young man chooses the "point and sip" method of holding his drink. Pointing and sipping can be a symptom of other pizza problems such as: bad style, busted face, autism, confusion and dry mouth. There are exceptions [see below}.The "point and sip" is only acceptable if pointing at something important, such as a falling missile, or something heavenly, such as a disco ball. good work, quilmes. now all we gotta do is work on those khakis...

beer + sweat = THE ONLY STAINS YOU'RE MAKING TONIGHT, BABY CHILD. 0% Irish. !% drunk 100% stupid.OMG JUSTIN?! CAN I TOUCH YOUR DRINK? CAN I HOLD YOUR HAND? is that a necklace on that man chest? we could have been something. but the casual empty drink hold is a popular and successful pizza sip.

take some notes on the rules of attraction

boom shakalaka

partoftheproblem

fuck yea.
part of the shirt? or part of the problem?
Riiight. Get em reaal drunk. & sweaty. & then maybe, just maybe, they'll put out. or not.
"yo shorty, Let me tell you a few things about how to be popular at this party.
1. get real excited about the oldest electro tracks possible
2. neon &/or skulls
3. sunglasses."

durrrrrrr
imarobotimtalkinglikearobot.

plzlemmeshowumypen15

2+2+4=wtf???

make me an effin sandwich

you got your thumb ring wet

suck it.

boy when i see your sideburns, i wanna go home and make stains.

feel a little poke comin' thru

hey fatty want a cheezeburga?

itsnotwhatuthink

discoromance.

SoCani drool in yr mouth girl?
Soopermullet

Plzlemmeshowumypen15? you guys.

damn that half an e is kicking in. can i have a hit of your lolly?

when yr in the game, yr in the game

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